Kpop Troll Secrets

For those who take fandom with a grain of salt.
A collection of the funniest, weirdest, most disturbing secrets around.

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Whenever we have an assignment in art class, I make sure to draw in Siwon’s eyebrows somewhere in the piece.

kpopsecrets:

It’s like a signature. It lets people know that: “This has been painted by Shisus Brows”. Like you know how in Spongebob, Squidwars always puts his nose on artwork? Yeah, that’s me. Like we had an assignment to draw a picture of animals and I drew a panda that had Shisus brows. We had to a painting of apples and somewhere amongst the leaves were the Shisus brows. I can’t help it, the power of Shisus just compelled me to do it.

s!b: People in my art class and teacher haven’t figured out that I include Siwon’s eyebrows in all my pieces.

s!b2: I would prefer that no one figure this out. It’s my little secret between Shisus and I.

kpopsecrets:

when i found out that junhyung was dating harhar i flipped out. the next the i went to school  i beat up anyone who pissed me off. and then i went out in the street adn if anyone was rude or gave me weird looks i punched them and ran. now everyone at school is scared of me. and i take advantage of their fear and use it to get money so i can buy hara and junhyung merch so i can burn

KPOP SAVED MY LIFE, but people just laugh at me, when I try to explain it to them. I mean since I am in a fandom, I spend so much more time on the Internet and not with stupid people from my surrounding. I now pay attention to the important stuff in life like starting fanwars with my oppar’s antis so that they learn that bashing is a bad thing instead of doing homework and other stupid stuff.

s!b: now I have no one to talk to about, I don’t want others to copy my purpose of life!!1!

kpopsecrets:

When I poop, I wonder if my bias(Eunhyuk) is pooping too. The thought of pooping during the same time with him makes me happy. 

mysticalmofo asked: I found this blog through my friend. Thank you for existing. This is just. I can't even. This blog is amazing.

Your friend is a boss. I hereby fistbump your friend. Also, thank you for existing. Without people like you who like to occasionally ridicule the fandom, this blog would not exist. (Well, it would probably exist, but it’d be like this nugu-group that once debuted but nobody even knows the name of. Then again, we’re also still a nugu-blog.) 

sexyrumpustime asked: This is the best thing I have ever seen. Why have I just now discovered this amazing blog?

Yes, why didn’t you discover us earlier? We are disappoint in your googling skills. 

Nah don’t worry. We’re glad to have you with us. Huzzah!

My friend Violin says I’m just a crazy fangirl, but I know what we have is real.

My friend Violin says I’m just a crazy fangirl, but I know what we have is real.

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